One of the (many endangered) fun things about working for a newspaper is that we get to see the horoscopes early. It’s a very powerful feeling that, of course, must be treated with great responsibility. It’s tomorrow’s future, today!

So, if you’re lucky enough to be a “secretive, intense and sexually charged” Scorpio such as myself, here is what you can expect for tomorrow, according to whichever brand of horoscope we subscribe to:

“You will get the perfect chance to display that ebullient facet of your personality that often gets stifled by protocol. The rules will be temporarily unimportant. You’ll celebrate to the extent that delights you.”

So Scorpios, prep those “ebullient facets” for full, proud display tomorrow! Just try not to get arrested.