WINDMERE, Fla. — White House party crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi have continued their impromptu media tour after the couple posted photos of themselves at Tiger Woods’ car accident scene to their Facebook page.

The photos appear to have been taken just moments after Woods shanked his Cadillac Escalade into a tree not far from his South Florida home early Friday morning. Michaele Salahi can be seen shaking the limp hand of an apparently dazed or unconscious Woods through the driver’s side window as Tareq poses beside her husband cradling a broken side mirror.

“We were honored to have been invited by Mr. Woods to a 2:25 a.m. reception where he showed us his SUV,” the couple wrote on their Facebook page. “We gratefully accepted the gift of his side mirror but were sorry to have had to leave early as Mr. Woods was not feeling well.”

Sgt. Jim Munez of the Florida Highway Patrol said he found the meeting between the Salahis and Woods “a bit suspicious,” especially after Homeland Security reports reveal someone with the username “Tareqipoo” recently ordered a shipment of flash grenades from an illegal Russian arms Web dealer.

“If this whole reality show thing doesn’t pan out for her, she’s building a pretty impressive resumé to be the next Disaster Girl,” Munez said of Tareq.

The Salahis have been in talks with the Bravo Network to be featured in the latest installment of its “The Real Housewives of…” series. The shows give viewers an unprecedented perspective into the lives of upper class homemakers and businesswomen as they horribly mangle the resources and influence they have in ways that drag the feminine movement down like an stegosaurus caught in a pit of Botox.

“So far, we’ve been very impressed,” Bravo Executive Producer Valerie Paulson said.

Upon hearing the latest developments, Richard Heene could be seen buying bottles of peroxide for his wife’s hair and arming his balloon for a forced mid-air boarding of John Travolta’s plane.

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